Cottages for Two
3.0 / 5
226-228 Settlement Road Phillip Island






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JeffA518
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5
BAD BAD BAD - Do not waste your time or money.
We booked for Easter. Stayed 5 minutes. This is seriously the worst place ever. Room was dirty - had not been cleaned - but worse still - black mould around the basin, coffee and milk rings on the table, spa head rest was sticky taped on - worse though - evidence of previous guests night were on the bedside ! A vacuum cleaner had obviously not been used for a very long time.
Fridge had slippery fingers marks - or was it lubricant as per the bedside? Inside was worse !
Photos of the gardens are from previous owners time - 4 + years ago - as are any positive reviews.
Looks like the Addams Family garden now.
BBQ - we didn’t get too close, but that was because it was visibly filthy.
That was what we saw in the few dismal minutes we were there - sure it would have got worse - didn’t dare check the sheets !
Lady at reception said she would speak to the cleaner - sack the cleaner would be a better option - if there actually is a cleaner ( we doubt it).
Highlight was getting out of there without catching anything.
Only good thing was that we asked for and received our money back - but we had to drive back home as there was nothing elsewhere available.
We have traveled to many places here and abroad - this is not a review about the age of the Cottages - that is not a problem. This is a bad review due to lack of care and consideration - as well as the sheer disappointment that it was not always the case when the other owners had it only a few short years ago.
MichelleC2166
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5
Booked for 2 nights, stayed one night and left the next morning. Bathroom dirty, hairs in the bedroom drawers, kitchen dirty, dust everywhere in the lounge room dead flies on the window sill. The man at reception did not speak to me at all and seemed quite put out by me checking in. Wasn't sure if he was an employee or a relative as he wasn't very professionally presented. I love the island but will never stay here again.
avjeff
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5
My husband and I have just returned from a stay at cottages for two. My daughter and her husband were due to go but unfortunately he ended up in hospital. My daughter rang to see if she could change the dates of her stay. She was told that she was booked in for the Friday and that was that. Plus the day she rang we were still in lockdown so her ask should have been accommodated.
On arrival at cottages for two the garden is nothing like the accompanying photos on this site or any of the other sites that are advertising this property. The garden is just weeds. It really is shocking as weed killer is not dear to buy.
Upon entering the office it’s like going into a dungeon. So dark and uninviting and definitely seen better days. The gentleman that checked us in wasn’t very friendly or neatly dressed.
We were allocated unit 6. The position was good as down the bottom so away from the main road. If they thought we’d cook on the bar be cue provided they could think again. It was really dirty and full off oil. Outside appearance not at all inviting table and chairs ready for the tip. I wouldn’t have trusted the chairs.
On entering the unit it looked clean and tidy but on further inspection found it to be quite grubby. All around the bath black mould. Unmatching towels of very poor quality.
The bed was very firm and each of the couches had pieces of wood under the cushions.
After our initial arrival we didn’t see the owners again and they never spoke or came to see if everything was
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