Monaco
3.0 / 5
Rua das Hortas n 14 / 14A, Funchal 9050-024, Madeira Portugal






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3.0/5
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Trotamundos_NyS
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5
Location was good; it was the only positive aspect.
Cleanliness was terrible.
Furniture was old, dirty, and broken.
Bathrooms, I have no comments, because on the first day I vomited and had an anxiety attack, to the point that I had to call the insurance to take legal measures.
I had to go down in the early morning; there was a mouse trap in the room, and I asked to be moved. There was a very rude and unfriendly individual. The next morning, while I was on an excursion, I had to write through Booking, who washed their hands of the situation and ignored the customer like it was nothing. Fortunately, they responded and told me they would change my room because the one I had was like a slum, painted blue, with a light bulb on a wall, overlooking some ruins of houses that were half-destroyed and invaded by pigeons.
The room they gave me afterward faced the street, had no air conditioning, no heating, and at night it was freezing cold. I even got seriously ill and had to go to the emergency room. The bathroom... Old, I literally had to jump over the bidet and the toilet because they were so close together that accessing the bathtub was an odyssey.
The elevator... I have seen that type of elevator in an Audrey Hepburn movie; it was truly frightening.
Honestly, if you are looking for a decent place, clean and with pleasant and polite staff, look for something else because this does not meet any conditions for accommodating people, just like dogs and cats...
Hygiene: 0
Cleanliness: 0
Furniture: 0
General condition of the site: 0
Staff: 0
Bathrooms: - ♾️
Honestly, the bathroom in the first room... With that clogged shower-tub, a disgusting curtain, and a toilet with a broken, chipped, cracked, and swollen wooden lid... And a sink the size of my hand... They should be utterly embarrassed.
Not recommended.
Scenic61701995418
5
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5
As incredible as it may seem, I don't have one defect to point out.
Whoever sees the comments before coming here would stand back like me
But it's still good that I always like to see it with my own eyes.
Better located would be impossible considering q we are close, but at the same time in a more calm cross
Oq does not have disturbance at night.
It is true that there are some better rooms than others including mine had bath, terrace and more 1 meter
But I was also lucky to get along with someone who spent the night in a bathroom with poliban and has nothing to do with these photos..
Do not be mistaken there is a lot of people , a lot of competition and I believe q dai q more negative comments ..
Rececao almost 24h
Refrigerator use, possibility to rent a safe etc
charlesrT8008QA
5
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5
This is a hostel where you have to look beyond appearances: Alberto and his team are really available to make the stay pleasant with good addresses, great kindness, and they speak several languages.