Nobel

If you are with family dont chose this hotel

Although the hotel is newly renovated and clean, the level of service is very low. Double Rooms are very small and narrow for two person. The hotel is located in a very noisy place. The sound of vehicles bother a person until morning. The guy at the reception on morning shift sold his transport card at a high price when we asked him how to get transport card. İt's not acceptable and such type of service couldn't be gained customer satisfaction

Don't let me begin with the lilliputian sized rooms! On arrival,my husband and I were more than shocked to find out how tiny the room was (not to mention the fact that we had booked a double room but got a double room instead.) The second noticeable thing was the bathroom's broken handle. We noticed that almost immediately because my husband locked himself in and he had to struggle for a while before he could get out of that hellhole. I call the bathroom the hell hole because it was always filled with thick cigarette smoke (we don't smoke) that reminded me of Dante's Inferno. Anyways...at night...noise,noise,noise. Then, we realized that the lights from the opposite buildings were so dazzling that we felt the need to draw the curtains...little did we know that the curtains were too small and too short to cover the huge patio window. We somehow managed to sleep despite the red flashing lights. Let me tell you about the nice cleaning ladies. They always made sure you made yourself at home.They are so nice that even when the "do not disturb sign" is hanging from your door, they would enter the room and clean the place just like your mom would! Ladies, that one star is yours! Ever wanted to educate yourself on the lifestyle in the middle-ages? Look no more! For you have found just the place! No WiFi, 10-24 hours blackouts and grumpy staff at the lobby who look at you suspiciously whenever you drop the W or E bomb. (seriously, never mention anything about the WIFI or the electricity or they'll have you hanged or something.) Ever seen one of those movies in which people transport to other places in tubes? In this hotel, you'll be able to transport yourself up or down in one! Except that it is in the shape of a cuboid and it is called an elevator...for one. (for two if the passengers are Lilliputians) Oh the breakfast, or I'd better call it the leftovers of the days or maybe even weeks before. Unless you are not in need of nutrition and nutrients, feast on all the biscuits and stone like cupcakes and cheese and the poisonous milk that made my husband sick for a whole week. Enough grumbling. The hotel is located within walking distance to a metro station and not very far from a small-sized mall called Historia(?). Hope this review has been as helpful as it has been frightful.Enjoy your stayyyy! (smirk)