The Lymehurst

What a wonderful hotel - decorated to such a high spec- we want to move in!! We were able to upgrade to the butterfly suite which was extra special so we sampled the sauna and jacuzzi bath several...

Watched your efforts on tv. Would have happily spent money staying. But your tv performance revealed you are both very obnoxious! We would certainly avoid ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...

Greeted by two upside-down smiles. Room very poor; splashback on the toilet seat, leaking sewage pipe, dust in the radiator, and an overpowering smell of fabric conditioner. Breakfast was...